Some hilarious signs that were found on the internet, have a good laugh and at the same time, see if you can think of a better recommedation for the following signs below?

"dining" becomes "dying" in the above sign. o.O!! and "cooperation" become "corporation"

What it should have been; Please put the chairs back to their original position and keep the tables clean after dining. Thank you for your cooperation.

The above Chinese dish makes little sense, after a direct translation from Chinese to English.

"Take the Child, Fall into water carefully"
It should have been, "take good care of children, take extra care not to fall into water"

This is my suggestion:
"Attention: Do not Disturb. Police will be notified if any trepassers are found. Thank you for your understanding."

Do you have a better suggestion for the above warning sign?

Do you have any better recommendation for the above sign?

- Shihao